From baby strippers to kids dressed like condoms, these super tacky Halloween costumes are really over the top. Here’s what our kids will definitely not be wearing this year.
Baby Stripper
Wow. Just, wow.
The Staples "Easy" Button
Her parents might want to rethink the message they’re sending here.
"Dead" Dora
What did Backpack ever do to you?
Cigarette
Bad habits start young, right?
Human Condom
Let’s hope he has no idea what his costume is this year.
Hannibal Lecter
At least his parents killed two birds with one stone with this one. He’s dressed up as a cannibal serial killer and now definitely doesn’t need a babysitter.
Road Kill
Gore is always appropriate in size 5T
Walter White
He definitely doesn’t look old enough to drive an RV let alone cook drugs.
Mad Men's Don Draper
That better be apple juice in that glass!
The Jersey Shore Cast
We really hope these kids don’t head to Seaside Heights anytime soon.
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