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Our Favorite Parenting Quotes

We know how stressful kids can be. We found some poignant, true and hilarious parenting quotes we’re hoping will crack you up.


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We know the highs—and those low, low, lows—of being a parent, we really do. And we understand the need, the desperate, aching need, to laugh your way through it. But it can be hard to find the humor when you’re stressed, sleep-deprived and pulled in a gazillion directions. These are our favorite parenting quotes of the moment, to help you get through it. 

The School Drop-Off Paradox
school drop off gap models

Kids Sleeping Late: Fantasy vs. Reality
kids sleeping in quote

Ahhh, Motherhood
motherhood experience

The Joy of Toddlers
Toddlers definition

How to Ensure You Won't Screw Them Up
if you want your children to turn out well

What It's Really Like to Sit by the Pool with Kids ...
poolside fantasty v reality

Target, We Love You ...
target

Is ANYONE Listening to Us?
momlife listen

They're Cute When They're Asleep
fall asleep on me

Just a Hot Mess
hot mess

Heaven and Hell
heaven and hell

 Oh, Babies ...
babies

Do NOT, We Repeat, Do NOT, Go Shopping Hungry
grocery shopping owner aisle 4

 Becoming "That" Mom
that mom

Co-Sleeping with a Toddler
sleeping with a toddler

Two's a Crowd?
raising kids hard then had two

It's a Thankless Job, but Someone's Gotta Do It
motherhood inc

No Rest for the Weary
kids wake up freakin' early

Family Dinner Bliss
family dinner

 We Love 'Sesame Street' Too (Shh)
sesame street

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